About

Many things have been said about me.

For example, my best friend in college once described me as, “nothing, if not efficient.”

One time in teacher school, I got in a fight with a male feminist who was angry that I was concerned about my male student’s performance.

He backed down because he’s a bitch.

RealTalk

My favorite grandmother once rode a motorcycle through Prague while the Iron Curtain was still down.

When she died, she decided I was the only one badass enough to wear her clothes.

Xanax

Someone demanded a trigger warning from me once.

To which I responded, “no one gave me a trigger warning when they held a gun to my head.”

I don’t have any political loyalty but I would like everyone to get their jobs done and have a beer with their neighbor.

 

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Calm down everyone.

I’m just baking.

Damn.

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