Many things have been said about me.
For example, my best friend in college once described me as, “nothing, if not efficient.”
One time in teacher school, I got in a fight with a male feminist who was angry that I was concerned about my male student’s performance.
He backed down because he’s a bitch.
My favorite grandmother once rode a motorcycle through Prague while the Iron Curtain was still down.
When she died, she decided I was the only one badass enough to wear her clothes.
Someone demanded a trigger warning from me once.
To which I responded, “no one gave me a trigger warning when they held a gun to my head.”
I don’t have any political loyalty but I would like everyone to get their jobs done and have a beer with their neighbor.
Calm down everyone.
I’m just baking.